04-16-2012 01:16 PM
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04-16-2012 04:12 PM
.Galileo Ne Padne Ke Liye Diye Ka,
Graham Bell Ne Mombbati Ka Aur,
Shakespeare Ne Sadak Ke Lamp-Posto Ka Sahara Liya Tha.
Mere Samajh Mein Ye Nahi Aata Hai?
Din Mein Ye Saale Gaand Marvate The Kya.
04-16-2012 09:21 PM
04-16-2012 09:53 PM
04-16-2012 09:58 PM
Originally Posted by Vikashp
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Vikashp again.
04-16-2012 11:21 PM
Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.
04-16-2012 11:22 PM
The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys:
xcuse me= sun chutiye;
stupid= abe gandu;
get out= Nikal bhosdike;
I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;
I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;
Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;
Would u like to have this= lega laudu;
Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;
He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;
I'm sorry = maa chuda;
Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;
I 4give u! = muh mei le le;
No = ghanta;
Too small= jhaant barabar;
Too big= gaandfaadu;
Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;
We rock= maa chod di;
And finally the best one:
04-16-2012 11:25 PM
THE HARLEY ...
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang out with God.'
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay,
so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'
'Well, what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes
noise and pollution and can't run without
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but
finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the
inventor of woman?'
God said, 'Ah, yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur,
'professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention !
There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble
about too much
The intake is placed way too
close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are
you may have some good points there,' replied
God, 'hold on.'
God went to his Celestial supercomputer,
typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God
said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers,
more men are riding my invention than yours'..
04-16-2012 11:27 PM
Three old men were talking
The first old man said,
"My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my
The second old man one-upped him.
"My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I
sliced all my flowers!"
The third old man laughed and said,
"That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss
yesterday, I came three times."
04-16-2012 11:33 PM
One day Johnny came to school with a black eye
Teacher to Johnny: What's wrong..??
Johnny : Our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye
Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.
The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.
Teacher: My goodness why the swelling.
Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping I shut up an kept dead still.
Then my dad & my mom started moving, You know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises.
Then my dad asked my mum, "Are you CUMin?" Mum said, "Yes I'm CUMin, are you CUMin too?" Dad answered: "Yes".
They don't usually go anywhere without me. So I said, wait for me, I'm coming too.
04-16-2012 11:52 PM
Originally Posted by imran7862001
Originally Posted by amit2025
04-17-2012 12:10 AM
04-17-2012 01:11 AM
Originally Posted by imran7862001
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to imran7862001 again.
04-17-2012 03:24 AM
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