Manoranjan Ka Baap- Jokes+Funny PiX's Collection(Adult)

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.Galileo Ne Padne Ke Liye Diye Ka,
Graham Bell Ne Mombbati Ka Aur,
Shakespeare Ne Sadak Ke Lamp-Posto Ka Sahara Liya Tha.
Mere Samajh Mein Ye Nahi Aata Hai?
Ke
Din Mein Ye Saale Gaand Marvate The Kya.

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Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,

har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,

aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,

ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

[imran7862001]

The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys:


xcuse me= sun chutiye;
stupid= abe gandu;
get out= Nikal bhosdike;
I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;
I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;
Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;
Would u like to have this= lega laudu;
Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;
He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;
I'm sorry = maa chuda;
Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;
I 4give u! = muh mei le le;
No = ghanta;
Too small= jhaant barabar;
Too big= gaandfaadu;
Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;
We rock= maa chod di;
And finally the best one:
Dost= laude......

[imran7862001]

THE HARLEY ...


The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay,
so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson
motorcycle?

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented:
'Well, what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes
noise and pollution and can't run without
a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but
finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the
inventor of woman?'


God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur,
'professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention !


1.
There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
suspension




2. It chatters constantly at high speeds



3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble
about too much




4.
The intake is placed way too
close to the exhaust


5. The maintenance costs are
outrageous!!!!





'Hmmmmm,
you may have some good points there,' replied
God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer,
typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God
said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers,
more men are riding my invention than yours'..

[imran7862001]

Three old men were talking

The first old man said,
"My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my
face!"

The second old man one-upped him.
"My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I
sliced all my flowers!"

The third old man laughed and said,
"That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss
yesterday, I came three times."

[imran7862001]

One day Johnny came to school with a black eye

Teacher to Johnny: What's wrong..??

Johnny : Our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye

Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.

The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling.

Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping I shut up an kept dead still.

Then my dad & my mom started moving, You know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises.

Then my dad asked my mum, "Are you CUMin?" Mum said, "Yes I'm CUMin, are you CUMin too?" Dad answered: "Yes".

They don't usually go anywhere without me. So I said, wait for me, I'm coming too.

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In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire.

A Drunkard With Ragged – Dirty Look Came To Apply For The Position.

The Director Of The Factory Wondered How To Send Him Away! They Tested Him

They Gave Him A Glass With A Drink – He Tried It And Said, “It’s Red Wine, A Muscat, Three Years Old, Grown On A North Slope, Matured In Steel Containers.” That’s Correct Said The Boss.

Another Glass. “It’s Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years Old, A Southwestern Slope, Oak Barrels” “Correct”

Now, The Director Was Astonished – Amazed

He Winked At His Secretary To Suggest Something. She Brought In A Glass Of Urine.

The Alcoholic Tried It ! “It’s Of A Blonde -26 Years Old- Pregnant ! Probably Third Month Now – And If You Don’t Give Me The Job, I’ll Tell Who The Father Is !“

He Got The Job

punit---- Dukandar se : Bhai Safed Condom dena...

Dukandar : Safed hi Kayo....

punit : Padosan ka pati mar gaya he ....shouk pargat kane jana he....\:::::::::::::::

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Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,

har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,

aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,

ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

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