Manoranjan Ka Baap- Jokes+Funny PiX's Collection(Adult)

[punitgerg]

[amit2025]

[brahmabull]

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:

1. Its important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. Its important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. Its important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. Its very, very, VERY important that these four women do not know each other.

Signed
Tiger Woods

[brahmabull]

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

[brahmabull]

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

[imran7862001]

Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size

32: Innocent
34: Beautiful
36: Sexy
38: Agressive
40: Hungry
42: Playful
44: Daring
46: Wild
48: Football Wali Bhabhi?

[imran7862001]

संता काफी दिन बाद अपने गाँव गया और मिटटी उठा कर बोला -

अब अपने गाँव की मिटटी की खुशबु वो नहीं रही जो पहली हुवा करती थी

एक छोट बच्चा बगल में खेल रहा था खेलते खेलते बोला -ओ पाजी, तुसी मिटटी नहीं टट्टी उठा ली है!!!!

[imran7862001]

Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Santa Ek Ladki Par Ja Gira,

Ladki Gusse Se Boli: “BadTamij, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Santa Khush Hote Hue Bola: “Ji, Punjab University Se B.Tech Final Kar Raha Hoon

[imran7862001]

पत्नी : जब आप बाहर जाते हैं तो मुझे डर लगा रहता है...


पति: चिंता मत करो डार्लिंग! मैं जल्दी आ जाया करूँगा...


पत्नी: इसी बात का तो डर लगा रहता है..

[imran7862001]

जानवरों की विशेषताएं -:

बन्दर - बुद्धिमान

कुत्ता – वफादार

आप कृपया इससे आगे मत पढ़ना …








…

मान जाओ …

…

मत पढ़ो …

…

गधा – वही करता है जिस काम को मना करो …. !

[imran7862001]

प्रेमी: मुझे एक किस दे दो!

प्रेमिका: नहीं अगर मैं गर्भवती हो गई तो?
प्रेमी: किस करने से गर्भवती नहीं होते!

प्रेमिका: नहीं, अगर मैं एक बार शुरू हो गई तो उसके बाद में अपने आप की भी नहीं सुनती

[Vikashp]

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size

32: Innocent
34: Beautiful
36: Sexy
38: Agressive
40: Hungry
42: Playful
44: Daring
46: Wild
48: Football Wali Bhabhi?

[imran7862001]

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, -- "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

"T-G-I-F" means "Thank God, It's Friday." Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T" means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday"-- duuhhh.

[philogynist]

Do U Know…
How Newton Found 2nd N 3rd Law Of Motion?He Gave A Force “F” By Kicking A Cow,

It Gave A Sound “Ma”.


So He Formulatd 2nd Law

(F=Ma).



After Few Second Cow Gave Back Kick

To Newton Then He Formulated 3rd Law.



i.e. FOR EVERY ACTION THERE IS
AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION..

[philogynist]

Don’t Be Sad If A Person Prefers
Another Person Over You.Because
You Can’t Convince A Monkey
That Honey Is Sweeter Than A Banana…!