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    Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:

    1. Its important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. Its important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3. Its important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

    5. Its very, very, VERY important that these four women do not know each other.

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    What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

    At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

    At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

    At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

    At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

    At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

    At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

    At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

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    What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

    At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

    At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

    At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

    At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

    At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

    At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

    At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

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    Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size

    32: Innocent
    34: Beautiful
    36: Sexy
    38: Agressive
    40: Hungry
    42: Playful
    44: Daring
    46: Wild
    48: Football Wali Bhabhi?

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    संता काफी दिन बाद अपने गाँव गया और मिटटी उठा कर बोला -

    अब अपने गाँव की मिटटी की खुशबु वो नहीं रही जो पहली हुवा करती थी

    एक छोट बच्चा बगल में खेल रहा था खेलते खेलते बोला -ओ पाजी, तुसी मिटटी नहीं टट्टी उठा ली है!!!!

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    Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Santa Ek Ladki Par Ja Gira,

    Ladki Gusse Se Boli: “BadTamij, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

    Santa Khush Hote Hue Bola: “Ji, Punjab University Se B.Tech Final Kar Raha Hoon

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    पत्नी : जब आप बाहर जाते हैं तो मुझे डर लगा रहता है...


    पति: चिंता मत करो डार्लिंग! मैं जल्दी आ जाया करूँगा...


    पत्नी: इसी बात का तो डर लगा रहता है..

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    जानवरों की विशेषताएं -:

    बन्दर - बुद्धिमान

    कुत्ता – वफादार

    आप कृपया इससे आगे मत पढ़ना …










    मान जाओ …



    मत पढ़ो …



    गधा – वही करता है जिस काम को मना करो …. !

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    प्रेमी: मुझे एक किस दे दो!

    प्रेमिका: नहीं अगर मैं गर्भवती हो गई तो?
    प्रेमी: किस करने से गर्भवती नहीं होते!

    प्रेमिका: नहीं, अगर मैं एक बार शुरू हो गई तो उसके बाद में अपने आप की भी नहीं सुनती

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    Quote Originally Posted by brahmabull View Post
    What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

    At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

    At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

    At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

    At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

    At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

    At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

    At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
    Quote Originally Posted by imran7862001 View Post
    Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size

    32: Innocent
    34: Beautiful
    36: Sexy
    38: Agressive
    40: Hungry
    42: Playful
    44: Daring
    46: Wild
    48: Football Wali Bhabhi?

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    When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, -- "T-G-I-F."

    He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

    She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

    He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

    The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

    The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

    The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

    "T-G-I-F" means "Thank God, It's Friday." Get it, duuhhh?"

    The man answered, "S-H-I-T" means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday"-- duuhhh.

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    Do U Know…
    How Newton Found 2nd N 3rd Law Of Motion?He Gave A Force “F” By Kicking A Cow,

    It Gave A Sound “Ma”.


    So He Formulatd 2nd Law

    (F=Ma).



    After Few Second Cow Gave Back Kick

    To Newton Then He Formulated 3rd Law.



    i.e. FOR EVERY ACTION THERE IS
    AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION..

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    Don’t Be Sad If A Person Prefers
    Another Person Over You.Because
    You Can’t Convince A Monkey
    That Honey Is Sweeter Than A Banana…!

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