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    Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:

    1. Its important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. Its important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3. Its important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

    5. Its very, very, VERY important that these four women do not know each other.

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    What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

    At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

    At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

    At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

    At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

    At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

    At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

    At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

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    What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

    At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

    At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

    At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

    At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

    At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

    At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

    At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

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    Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size

    32: Innocent
    34: Beautiful
    36: Sexy
    38: Agressive
    40: Hungry
    42: Playful
    44: Daring
    46: Wild
    48: Football Wali Bhabhi?

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    संता काफी दिन बाद अपने गाँव गया और मिटटी उठा कर बोला -

    अब अपने गाँव की मिटटी की खुशबु वो नहीं रही जो पहली हुवा करती थी

    एक छोट बच्चा बगल में खेल रहा था खेलते खेलते बोला -ओ पाजी, तुसी मिटटी नहीं टट्टी उठा ली है!!!!

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    Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Santa Ek Ladki Par Ja Gira,

    Ladki Gusse Se Boli: “BadTamij, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

    Santa Khush Hote Hue Bola: “Ji, Punjab University Se B.Tech Final Kar Raha Hoon

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    पत्नी : जब आप बाहर जाते हैं तो मुझे डर लगा रहता है...


    पति: चिंता मत करो डार्लिंग! मैं जल्दी आ जाया करूँगा...


    पत्नी: इसी बात का तो डर लगा रहता है..

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