Veg & Nonveg Jokes Unlimited

[jungbahadur]

A guard on a railway train was telling how u can never trust a woman.

seems once he noticed that there was a girl all alone in a compartment. Then at a later station, he noticed that a man got on the train, sat in the same compartment, and started reading his newspaper. A little later the two of them were talking. When the guard looked again, they had pulled down the blinds.

Presently, her scarf was thrown out of the window. Then , after fairly long intervals, came her pull-over and then her blouse. After that, it was her skirt that went out. And then it was her slip. Next her bra. Next one stocking and then the other. Then her garter-belt. Then her panties.

`And then , he said `she pulled the alarm cord!'

[jungbahadur]

A man came out of a super-market staggering under a big sack of potatoes, another big sack of onions, a twenty pound ham and two awkward paper bags spilling over with grocieries. A pretty gil was walking ahead of him as he made his way toward his car.
`Excuse me miss' he said `could you stop for a moment and open the door of my car for me?'
`No' she said `I could not'
`why?'
`because you might rape me'
the man was flabbergasted.
`rape you! how could i possibly rape you loaded down as i am?'
`well' she said `you could always put down the two sacks and then put the bags on top and i could hold the ham'

[jungbahadur]

she was the kind of girl you could bring home to mother, if you could trust father

[jungbahadur]

a couple were boasting to another couple about their new talent. They had to give a great deal of time to it, they said,
`but now we have worked up to eighty five different positions!'
`wow! we know only one-with the man on top'
`eighty six!'

[jungbahadur]

the police asked a little boy which of the two men fighting in the street was his father.

`i dont know. That's what they're fighting about'

[jungbahadur]

pls leacve ur samllest comment

[jungbahadur]

a girl was wearing a low-cut strapless gown and a gold necklace on which was hanging a golden aeroplane.she could not avoid noticing a young man who kept looking at her, especially at the necklace.
Finally she said to him `you like my airplane?'
He smiled `No maam I was just admiring the landing strip'

[jungbahadur]

early to bed and early to rise
and your girl will go out with additional guys

[jungbahadur]

the boys scout had made camp after a long hike, and that evening they sat round the campfire for some rest and recreation. two of them started comparing notes
1st-mine's bigger than yours.
2nd-mine's lot longer than yours!
1st-no. mine's a lot longer than yours.
2nd- no , your sister told my sister that mine's a lot bigger than yours
1st- ok then, let's measure them.
they took off their belts and hung them side by side

[jungbahadur]

santa and banta made a pastime of looking over the girls wherever and whenever they saw them, and then dismissing them with various degrees of non-interest.
once santa seemed to take special notice
'see that one?' he asked
banta was surprised , so he looked her over well.
`what about her?'
`I wouldn't even use yours on her!'

[jungbahadur]

a boy was absent from school one day. The next day he explained to the teacher that he had to take the cow to the bull.
`surely that wasn't necessary' she told him `your father could have done it'
`Oh no maam' cried the boy `it has to be the bull'

[dothedew]

good ones .keep going

[dothedew]

good ones .keep going

[dothedew]

good ones .keep going

[maximusarim]

hahahahahahahahahahahha It had to be the bull hahahaha