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    An 18 year old Girl got PREGNANT. Her
    Angry mother says-Who's the PIG?
    Call him..
    30 min later a limousine car stops in
    front of their house & a Mature grey
    haired in a very Expensive SUIT steps
    out.
    Man:Ur daughter has informed me of
    the Problem, howevr I can't Marry her..
    But if a GIRL is born I offer a villa & 2
    million dolrs.
    If a BOY is born den 2 factories & 5
    million dolrs.
    But in case of Miscarriage, what do u
    suggest I do?
    Mom-FUCK HER AGAIN
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    A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the
    train.
    The Lady next to him asked, "Are they
    ur BABIES?"
    The Person said: NO! I Own a Condom
    Factory
    & these are Customer's Complaints!
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    Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.
    Lady Next To Him- What A Co-
    incidence, Even I Have Ordered
    Kingfisher.
    Man- I'm Celebrating.
    Lady- Me too.
    Man- What A Coincidence.
    Why are you Celebrating?
    Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4
    Yrs For A Baby..
    Today I'm Pregnant.
    Man- What A Coincidence
    I Am A Farmer From 4 Yrs My Hens
    Were Infertile, Today All Laying Eggs
    Lady- Wow How Did That Happen?
    Man- I Used A Different Cock .
    Lady SMILED & Said
    WHAT A COINCIDENCE...!!!!!!!
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    Little Student: Madam, when I grow up,
    how will my wife have a baby?
    Teacher: (after thinking for sometime)
    An angel will come from heaven &
    hand
    over a baby to your wife.
    Student: so who do I need to fuck ??
    wife or angel ?
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    4 Gals take lift in a Car full of
    Engineers
    Since no place, sat on their lap
    After 10min
    ...Grl1:r u Telecom Engr
    Boy1:how u know
    Grl1:ur Tower is comunicating wit
    my Unreachble area
    Grl2:r u Computer Engnr?
    Boy2:how u know?
    Grl2:ur Pen drive is trying to
    connect wit my USB Drive
    Grl3:r u Automobile Engr?
    Boy3:how u know?
    Grl3:ur Piston is trying to move
    into my Cylinder
    Grl4: r u Civil Engr?
    Boy4:how u know?
    Girl4:ur Dam had broken &
    flooded my Village
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    2 Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya.
    Bahar aake 1 boli:Chal ab kapde pehan le, koi pehchan nahi payega..
    Qki kisi bhi kamine ne shakal to dekhi nahi hogi..



    Girl to Swami- Mujhe Bhavishya dekhna sikhao?
    Swami- Kapde utaro aur Ghodi ban jao.
    Girl- Tum mujhe chodne wale ho?
    Swami- Dekha, Dikhne laga na bhavishya.



    Dr. to Lady:Jorse Sans lijiye.
    Lambi or lambi or
    KHATAK awaaz aayi.
    Dr.:Lagta hai apke gale me Fracture hai.
    Lady:Chup chutiye, BRA ka hook tut gaya hai..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Breakloose View Post



    THAAAAANKU.......
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    So the Laurel n Hardy are no better than ever absent MT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunny78 View Post
    So the Laurel n Hardy are no better than ever absent MT?



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    STUDENT: "Jalta hua BULB.
    TEACHER: "Kyon?"
    STUDENT: "Kal raat mummy papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb bujha do
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