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    Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.
    Biwi: Nahi ji, aage se daalte hain!
    Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?
    Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, unhone aage se dala tha!!
    Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!

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    A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
    colleague asked: Wat happened?
    She replied: He asked me are U free tonight?
    I said-yes & bastard give me 101 pages of work.

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    Girl : " mom, what is KHASAM ( husband ) ?
    Mom : " beti, when u will grow & will become a good girl! u will
    get one. "
    Girl :" If I do not become good girl ?"
    Mom : " then u will get many !!!!! "

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    Quote Originally Posted by punitgerg View Post
    Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Par Muh Dikhai main 25,000 rupaye Diye…
    Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.
    Dulhan – “Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?”



    MY BRAND NEW THREAD :-



    i m not the original uploader of all posts in my threads

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    Q. What Would Be The Name Of The Sequel To Cheeni Kum Starring Mallika Sherawat And Rakhi Sawant?

    A. Cheeni Kum, Doodh Zyaada.

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    Santa Truck Driver Thha

    Ek Din Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya Aur Apni Biwi Ki Panty Mein Hath Dalkar Pucha

    Santa: “Ye Rasta Kidhar Jata Hai?“

    Biwi Ne Uska Lund Pakadkar Kaha: “Is Se Pucho Isko Pata Hoga, Ye Roj Up Down Karta Hai.“

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    If Counter Strike Ever Made In India, Radio Commands Would Be

    Affirmative – Haan Be Laude

    Need Backup – Gandu Aa Na Jaldi

    Enemy Spotted – Dikha, Bahan Ka Lund Dikha

    Negative – Maa Chuda, Sector Clear Hai Behenchod

    Stick Together Team – Gaand Pe Chipke Raho

    Fall Back – Piche Bhago Bhadvo

    Cover Me – Kaha Mar Gaye Sab Chodu

    Get Outta Here, Its Gonna Blow – Bhaago Bhen Ke Lodo, Nahi To Maa Chud Jayegi

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    Whats The Similarity Between Sunny Deol And Sunny Leone???

    They Both Shout A Lot In Their Movies….

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    Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli Aayi, Ab Company Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Bat Batayai To Kahi Khushi Ke Mare Mar Hi Na Jaye.

    To Company Ne Apne Ek Sabse Intelligent Aur Talented Person, Ranjan (Aki) Ko Ye Kaam Sompa.

    Ranjan Pahunch Gaya Ladki Ke Ghar Darwaja Khatkaya To Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Ladki Nikli, Ranjan Use Bola.

    Ranjan: “Mam, Farz Karo Ki Aapki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aaye To Aap Kya Karogi?”

    Ladki Pahle Sun Kar To Hairani Hui Aur Fir Boli.

    Ladki: “Aap Ke Saamne Nangi Ho Jaaungi Aur Fir Nachne Lagungi, Aap Phir Meri Chut Me Apna Lund Dal Dena Aur Mere Boobs Chusna, Aur Adhe Paisi Main Aapko De Dungi”

    Aur Ye Baat Sun Kar Ranjan Vahi Khushi Ke Maare Mar Gaya.

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    Ek bar 1 ladka apni aunty ke ghar jata hai.
    Aunty- BetA! raat bahut ho gayi hai tum GUDDU ke pass so jao.
    Boy- nahi Aunty.. main bahar sofe pe so jata hoon.
    Next mrng a hot girl brings tea 4 him.
    Boy asks- tum kaun ho?
    Girl- main GUDDU.. Aap kaun?
    BOY- Main GADHA, ULLU ka PATTHA!!

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    Punjabi Teacher Ne Santa Ko Kaha: “Table Par Ink Kisne Girayi Hai? Isko Punjabi Mein Bol Ke Batao”

    Santa: “Eh Kinne Maa Chudayi Hai..“

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